yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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