Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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