I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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