Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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