So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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