its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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