Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(828): View more from North Carolina

proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.

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(518): View more from New York

i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.

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(408): View more from California

Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it

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(314): View more from Missouri

shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.

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(352): View more from Florida

I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.

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(407): View more from Florida

We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.

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