Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought