Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.

(330): View more from Ohio

I don't know you.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(

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(716): View more from New York

There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs

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(270): View more from Kentucky

We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class

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(216): View more from Ohio

I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season

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