just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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