What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
did i walk over a car last night?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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