I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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