Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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