i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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