i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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