I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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