so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Someone came in the potted fern
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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