Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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