bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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