Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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