I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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