Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I need a beard to bite.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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