Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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