She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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