You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My pussy is not your playground.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
