Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Randomize
