exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dignity is for republicans.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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