some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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