and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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