Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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