Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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