Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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