Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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