i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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