I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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