ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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