she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I cut my penus on the lid.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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