Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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