the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm too high and old for this...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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