Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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