Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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