How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i already hear my dad disowning me
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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