put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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