Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
