your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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