I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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