how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It's shark week go big or go home
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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