Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What a fucking waste of an outfit
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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