We should be called the Road Head Warriors
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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