dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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