Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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