At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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