I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
one might say we're banned from that church
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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