Non-Jews are for practice
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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