I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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