I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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