So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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